Political correctness gone mad, that's why!
Remember when souped up Commodores would bust out mad doughies on some outback scrub in the middle of nowhere? They don't make ads like that anymore.
Now we have inner city hipsters driving mini-SUVs to basically ambient music, Mums taking their kids to 1D concerts or the like, and tradies being amazed that a Holden has leg room.
No wonder the Australian factory closed.