Satan Kicks Back With Cool Beer As Humans Show True Colours

God himself was said to be in despair and pulling at his long white beard. Meanwhile, down below, Satan is enjoying a refreshing cool beer in the depths of Hell as Earth's humans fight amongst themselves.


"The Dark Lord cannot believe his eyes these days when he sees the humans tearing each other apart," a spokesdevil said, speaking for Satan.

"He's long sought to corrupt the human spirit, but nowadays humans are capable of that all by themselves.

"The ability of humans to ignore their own leader's calls, even the teachings of Jesus, has surprised him. Humans killing in the name of religions that are supposedly peaceful, it's too ironic," the spokesdevil cackled.