Terrorists Still Cunts

Less than a fortnight after the murder of innocent children at a pop concert, savage terrorists have targeted innocent Londoners in a deadly rampage.

The best kind of terrorist - a dead terrorist. Photo: Gabrielle Sciotto

The best kind of terrorist - a dead terrorist. Photo: Gabrielle Sciotto

A van drove into pedestrians on London Bridge around 10pm Saturday night local time, then continuing to Borough Market where three cunts emerged and began attacking people with knives.

Within eight minutes specialist police arrived and shot dead the cunts.

Authorities have confirmed that seven innocent people are dead, with 48 wounded, 21 of those critical. 4 Australians suffered injuries and are being treated in hospital.

World leaders were quick to offer solidarity with London and Britain in general, and many Britons were miffed that media outlets were telling them how they were feeling. Particular scorn was directed at the New York Times, who decided that the entire country was "reeling."

Said one Tweeter: "Nothing makes Brits more resolutely determined to 'get on with things' than hysterical commentators trying to suggest we're reeling."

The British stiff upper lip is still well-intact, it seems. The photo of a man carrying his pint down the street as people scrambled out of the danger zone is typical of British sentiment presently. Keep calm and carry on.