Trump Has Broken Doomsday Clock, Scientists Say

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, an organisation which runs the Doomsday Clock has revealed the clock is busted and "probably beyond repair."


The clock, which represents the likelihood of human-induced global catastrophe, shifted to two and a half minutes to midnight upon the inauguration of Donald Trump and the things he was saying about North Korea and climate change.

When Trump bombed Syria the clock shifted to one and a half minutes, the closest to midnight it has ever been. Then North Korea started testing ICBMs again and the clock inched to one minute. 

Now the scientists admit that the clock is stuffed because it can't make sense of anything that Donald Trump does.

"The clock works by assuming that political leaders work in the best interests of their citizens," said Dr Albert Posner. "President Trump is just batshit crazy."