Hipsters Caught Up In Richmond Sportsball Victory

Lily Speith and Jordan Tetra were simply having a nice meal and a few relaxing cocktails on Saturday afternoon when their whole world turned upside down.


"It was crazy," said Speith. "Just as we finished our delicious meal, we stepped out into the beautiful late afternoon glow and there was hordes of working-class people everywhere."

They were drinking and dancing in the street and screaming "Yellow and Black!" so we assumed it must have something to do with that Australian Rules football game or something," said Tetra.

"I know Melbourne has a zombie-like obsession with sportsball but this was insane," said Speith.

"We quickly got an Uber and found a niche art gallery in Fitzory," said Tetra.