Wear Treads

Treads are a type of shoe from the 1970s, made from car tyre and interwoven strips of nylon. They look terrible, but are extremely long-lasting.

Look, I’ll be honest: this sort of impractical, unsightly obsession with a retro trend is more suited to hipsters, but I think they won’t even go near these. Just make sure you’re drinking a stubbie so people know you're a patriot, and not taking the piss, like a hipster would.