Everybody knows that dairy is good for you. Or at least, there is not much conclusive evidence that consuming cow’s milk is bad for you. Or that drinking the breast milk from another species isn’t weird.
Everybody knows that dairy farmers are True Blue Aussies. They work hard – harder than any other Australian ever to bring you fresh milk every day. And they do it out of the goodness of their hearts, not for financial reward, because that goes to big corporations like Murray Goulburn, Fonterra, Parmalat and Lion Nathan.
So what’s the patriotic thing to do? Buy Aussie milk, eat Aussie cheese, bake cakes with Aussie cream and put Aussie yoghurt on your breakfast. Also, make sure you eat about 3 serves of Aussie dairy products everyday – one for each meal! – because that’s the government’s recommended daily intake for a healthy body and what the dairy industry says! Bonus!
If you want to be a patriot you need to buy Aussie milk!