Go To Bali

The world’s most populous Muslim nation, Indonesia, is Australia’s favourite overseas holiday destination. Of course, most of them don’t want anything to do with the Sharia stuff, so they head to island of Bali, the tourist hotspot where the predominant religion is Buddhism.

Australians go there, at a rate of 16,000 per week, to surf, to drink, to relax on the beach in the glow of the sunset. Australians are generous spenders when it comes to travelling, and Bali is no exception. The accommodation, the food and drinks and bootleg shirts are so cheap, so it is easy to understand why more than a million Aussies go there ever year.

Australians work hard and deserve to have a holiday. If you want to be a patriot, and live like a king or queen, you need to go to Bali.