The Golden Seagull

The Golden Seagull is awarded to the worst person of the year. To the surprise of nobody, it is Donald Trump. Let's just dot point this.

  • lying about the size of his inauguration crowd
  • sacking FBI Director James Comey because he was investigating him
  • tweeting himself body slamming CNN
  • humiliating Australia's Prime Minister (not necessarily that bad)
  • abandoning the Paris Climate Change agreement
  • those fucken weird handshakes
  • abandoning Puerto Rico
  • tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires
  • accusing Obama of tapping his phones
  • holding that sycophantic cabinet meeting
  • banning transgender people from the military
  • endorsing a pedophile for the US Senate
  • calling Nazis very fine people
  • covfefe
  • colluding with Russia to steal an election (probably)

Also he's a racist, sexist, Islamaphobic piece of shit that is accused of raping several women.